THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE
                                  TO THE
                    NORTHERN IRELAND DEVELOPERS CONFERENCE

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          | |  NIDC 2026                                      | |
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          | |  DATE: ██ ████████ 2026                         | |
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          | |   hangs in the future in much the same way."    | |
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